Despite our sincere attempts to spread Leisure throughout the world, the sad fact of the matter is that most of us - Agents and civilians alike - still need to work full-time in order to provide ourselves with Leisure essentials such as a bed, tasty food, and quality entertainment. Thus, we see the importance of a day celebrating laborers. It's society's way of sheepishly acknowledging that yes, in fact, you do work too damn much.

So enjoy! Grill foods, lounge outdoors, be Leisurely with your friends, and let today be a sample of the Leisurely future we all strive for.

Captain Glitter Biscuit suggested this holiday.

Resources

• The Thirty-Hour Work Week