Oh man, I am ten pounds of evil in a five-pound bag today. All the people I encountered on my way to work sucked, just SUCKED, like that woman who had the nerve to - I can hardly even type it - look at me. Can you believe that? She looked right at me! What the hell?
So I punched her.
Okay, I didn't really but only because I am a wuss.
Anyway, now I am at work and more punchy and stompy than ever. You would not believe the things they are doing to me here, not even counting the horrific expectation that I be here at all, which is of course the worst part. Who do these people think I am, an administrative assistant or something? Whatever, losers. Ask me to make copies, will you? Ha! I am so going to win the lottery and quit and RAIN VENGEANCE DOWN UPON YOUR HEADS AND THEN YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY, JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL THE LOCUSTS COME.
What are you looking at?
Posted by hilatron at August 26, 2004 09:16 AM | TrackBack