March 16, 2004

A Bad Sign

Today I found myself making a to-do list entitled THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. The last item on the list reads, "The fact that I have made a to-do list entitled THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT."

Next I will get cracking on my five-year plan for THINGS I INTEND TO FAIL AT (OR ABANDON HALFWAY THOUGH).

Posted by hilatron at March 16, 2004 04:23 PM | TrackBack
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And then you can conclude that list with the item:

- This list: Never to finish.

It's the only way.

Posted by: Mike at March 16, 2004 05:18 PM

Do you think you'll actually worry about them now that they're on the list? I find that once I write those sorts of things down, I never worry about them again. It's just when they're on the endless loop that they cause problems.

Posted by: Jess at March 16, 2004 06:56 PM

What about
Troublesome Things to Remember Only When I'm High Or About to Fall Asleep

Posted by: tree at March 17, 2004 07:28 AM

That is, I think, a bad sign. You need to drink more when we go out.

Posted by: EV at March 17, 2004 11:42 AM

My current list is: things I am stressing out about today.

Posted by: Lizzie at March 17, 2004 02:13 PM

i second tree's "Troublesome Things to Remember Only When I'm High Or About to Fall Asleep."

Posted by: j at March 18, 2004 02:52 PM