Although born to Earth parents in a seemingly human form, my true origin may lie in the depths of space, within a secret laboratory dedicated to studying the Humans by planting robo-organic organisms within their midst. If not that, then Florida.
Defender of Teal
Chinese Checkers
Data compilation and summarization, kvetching, '50s housewifedom via punk rock, icy stares of disapproval, B-movie admiration, back getting and/or sidekickery, audiovisual noodling.
Yes. Defacing subway advertising is an age-old form of self-expression which must be protected.
After infiltrating the Earthling society via Miami, I spent the first years of my life as any normal human child would: bumbling through the lower grades, scowling through high school, and wandering off to college with little notion of my future. It was there that I encountered like minds who helped me to understand my robotic identity, and discovered my mission to bring an outsider's perspective to life on Earth (and also to defend the much-maligned color Teal against the unsubstantiated accusations that it is an '80s color). I currently reside in Boston and devote myself to the pursuit of Leisure and the care and amusement of various loved ones.
Current Projects:
As of the summer of 2004, my projects are as follows:
1) Devote some time to booting the anti-Leisure extremists in the Bush
administration out of office.
2) Harmlessly subvert Christmas.
3) Expand my knowledge of cocktail history and technology.
Final Notes:
Agent Hilatron wishes to express her love and admiration for her fellow
Agents, both official and honorary, and to acknowledge her luck in meeting,
or happening to be related to, such a fine group of people who help her
brain to keep working and her interest to be held. She also wishes to
extend the branch of Leisure to the world in the hopes that one day we
can all kick back in harmony.
